It is vital to always have a camera ready and at hand in China . Cell phone cameras are even better to have in order to obscure your photo taking . This is not to be a perv and creep around , but to capture the sheer genius of Chinglish shirts. Chinese people wear obscene shirts with twisted messages on them , totally oblivious to the meaning of the English words , all the time. You must be ready!
Alas , today , I was not ready . I cannot show you a snapshot of the girl who walked by me wearing an “Abortion Clinic Staff” t-shirt. I am shamed.
To make up for it , I will show you a picture my better prepared friend , Steve , took in Taiwan.
Freedom (sic) Renegaes
It starts out innocently enough , with a silly typo and a cool sounding “Freedom Renegaes”
Wacko Mania , nice! This girl is totally hip!
Before completely devolving into the bizarre “Guilty Panties”
Where were they going with this one?